"Basic J" - Gary Numan

Jo the waiter spilling wine
Over some ex-friends of mine
In zero cafe number
What you gonna say this time

Basic J, say, are you new here

New ones walking down the stairs
Pretty young thing but no-one cares
Jo the waiter drops the tray
Do you always know your name

Jo the waiter smiled at me
Jo the waiter's company
I keep him in a book by my fireside
A drama is my perfect bride